Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
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12:30 pm - XENA WEDNESDAY UPDATE
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ATTENTION - ATTENTION - ATTENTION
VEGETARIAN BUSINESS:
MARSHMALLOWS CONTAIN GELATIN.
PLEASE USE MARSHMALLOW FLUFF BECAUSE IT DOES NOT.
SO THAT OUR RICE KRISPIE TREATS ARE NOT MADE OUT OF FISH BONES AND CAN BE EATEN BY ALL.
thank you for your consideration,
THE SEXTOCRACY
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Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
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9:00 pm - the shape is a paradox sir, and cannot exist in real time or space.
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4:29 pm - XENA RICE KRISPIE TREAT ZIGGURAT WEDNESDAY
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12:11 am - so far as we can tell there's nothing out there to hit
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Monday, July 6th, 2009
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10:57 pm - RIKER TO BRIDGE, if you need me i'll be in holodeck four
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9:38 pm - the plan was successful sir
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9:36 pm - ...you don't deserve to wear that uniform -- i'm going to make this simple for you mister crusher...
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9:29 pm - captain, do you know what year this is?
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Saturday, July 4th, 2009
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11:26 am - HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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11:00 am - What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?
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What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?
Frederick Douglass
July 5, 1852
Mr. President, Friends and Fellow Citizens: He who could address this audience without a quailing sensation, has stronger nerves than I have. I do not remember ever to have appeared as a speaker before any assembly more shrinkingly, nor with greater distrust of my ability, than I do this day. A feeling has crept over me, quite unfavorable to the exercise of my limited powers of speech. The task before me is one which requires much previous thought and study for its proper performance. I know that apologies of this sort are generally considered flat and unmeaning. I trust, however, that mine will not be so considered. Should I seem at ease, my appearance would much misrepresent me. The little experience I have had in addressing public meetings, in country schoolhouses, avails me nothing on the present occasion.
The papers and placards say, that I am to deliver a 4th [of] July oration. This certainly sounds large, and out of the common way, for it is true that I have often had the privilege to speak in this beautiful Hall, and to address many who now honor me with their presence. But neither their familiar faces, nor the perfect gage I think I have of Corinthian Hall, seems to free me from embarrassment.
The fact is, ladies and gentlemen, the distance between this platform and the slave plantation, from which I escaped, is considerable—and the difficulties to be overcome in getting from the latter to the former, are by no means slight. That I am here to-day is, to me, a matter of astonishment as well as of gratitude. You will not, therefore, be surprised, if in what I have to say. I evince no elaborate preparation, nor grace my speech with any high sounding exordium. With little experience and with less learning, I have been able to throw my thoughts hastily and imperfectly together; and trusting to your patient and generous indulgence, I will proceed to lay them before you.
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Friday, July 3rd, 2009
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3:08 pm - GRATUITOUS BOOT POST
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THESE ARE NOW THE TWO PAIRS OF SHOES THAT I OWN:
my primary boots
my secondary boots
god i love boots
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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
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12:00 am - what right do you have to punish us? what right do you have to change us?
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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
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10:27 pm - i've never seen so many unnecessary redundancies in one body
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Monday, June 29th, 2009
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12:16 pm - two more matters of business
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i have vowed to myself for some reason to only listen to nine inch nails until this rain is over.
i am constipated with star trek again. so many screenshots not taken. i will alleviate this pain hopefully tomorrow evening.
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12:19 am - well, how do you intend to free yourself of this existence which has so trapped your consciousness?
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12:10 am - i uh . . . i don't even remember who i am
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Sunday, June 28th, 2009
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1:52 am - 6 6 6 1 3 bitch
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Friday, June 26th, 2009
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3:56 pm
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Thursday, June 25th, 2009
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6:10 pm
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2:04 pm - next time, on xena wednesday (july eighth)
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...on the next xena.......
"what was that i dunno"
"ohhh shit"
"it's comng!!!"
"ohhhh nnooooo"
"...it can't be..."
"IS THAT ZIGGURAT MADE OUT OF RICE CRISPY TREATS???"
stay tuned for the next installment of xena wednesday, ONLY ON SEXTON.
july eighth at seven hours post meridiem
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